The Monkey Is In.

So be prepared. Bring a banana.

I'm a writer of horror and dark fiction. I've been doing this since 1999 and believe me when I say, it's cheaper than therapy and safer for the world at large.

When a man gives his opinion, he’s a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she’s a bitch.
— Bette Davis

Here you will find a page that has links to all the reviews and articles I write, whether they be about movies or books.


2024 - Let the games begin again…

Here we are. New year, same fun.

CINEMA HEADCHEESE Reviews

New indie horror from Nekroshark Films: Bathtub Shark Attack. Kinda fun!

Had so many short films from Atomic Swan Films that I had to break it into two parts. PART 1 and PART 2 for your enjoyment!

MALEVOLENT DARK Reviews

Wrapping it up with the third installment, Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence. EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.

Let’s continue with Maniac Cop 2. Not as good as the first one, but is anything? Don’t answer that.

Starting off 2024 with my latest Drunken Monkey series: Maniac Cop. It’s better to be the bad guy in this one.


2023 - MOVIES MOVIES MOVIES

Wow. 2022 just got away from me and I didn’t do shit. I’m hoping to change that for 2023!

CINEMA HEADCHEESE Reviews

Another indie for you: It’s Just a Game. Meh.

New indie horror comedy review over at CHC: Spirit Animal. It’s not that terrible.

Wrapping up my Atomic Swan Films reviews: Rise of the Ninja and Tales of Time. Surprisingly well done (well, the collection anyway).

Check out my reviews of two short films from Atomic Swan Films: Don’t Be Late and Pedie the Clown: Vampire Hunter. Not too bad.

Technically, this first review posted at the very end of 2022 but I gotta throw 2023 a bone to get started. Giftwrapped and Gutted is a piece of shit from 2019 for the Christmas season. Enjoy.

MALEVOLENT DARK Reviews

Got one more in for Halloween: Hollow Gate. Ugh.

I lost the opportunity to stream Prom Night III so let’s skip ahead. Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil. Dear gods what a mess.

Let’s head into Prom Night II: Hello, Mary Lou. Gotta say, it’s pretty good.

Next entry into the Drunken Monkey column at MD. I’ll be reviewing the Prom Night series. Starting with the 1980 OG.

Quick list about Love and Horror over at Malevolent Dark. Enjoy the nightmares.

A new website for me, they’ve let me resurrect my Drunken Monkey Movie Reviews! My first contribution is a review of the 2008 film, Martyrs. WTF, France?


 

2022 - New Year, New Reviews

Here’s to hoping the new year will bring us less garbage. And I don’t mean film-wise.

CINEMA HEADCHEESE Reviews

First up for the year is the Indie horror/comedy, Monsters in the Closet. Actually more enjoyable than I thought it would be!


DEAD ON MOVIE REVIEWS (Podcast and YouTube formats)

Yes, technically this is a podcast but they are movie reviews so I’m dedicating a specific block just for Dead On from Otherworldly Culture. I will name the movie I discuss but make sure you listen/watch the other panelists. There are some doozies in these sessions, folks.

The links will take you to the OWC page where you can chose to listen to the podcast or watch the YT video. Your choice!

4/19/2022 EXIT HUMANITY

2/8/2022 HOSPITAL MASSACRE

1/11/2022 SICK NURSES

11/2/2021 INK

10/19/2021 HALLOWEEN III

10/5/2021 SQUID GAME

1/5/2021 RAMPANT